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- youyou976
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- le 20/04/2015 à 13:30
Présentation
cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mangeais un énorme chamallow, à mon réveil l'oreiller avait disparu .
Pourquoi les vaches ne parlent pas ?
C'est marque la ferme
comment fait un elephant pour grimper au-dessus d'un arbre ?
Benil pousse un arbre, il s'assit dessus et attend qu'il pousse !
deux maris discutent :
Ma belle est un ange
Tu en a de la chance, la mienne est encore en vie
quelle est la difference entre une belle-mere et une télé ?
Sur une télé, on peut couper le son
Maman, papa a dit que nous descendions tous du singe: est-ce vrai ?
reponse: je n'en sais rien ,mon cheri. ton père a toujours refusé de me parler de sa famille".
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